Dogs Are Cool: To An Extent

Dogs are awesome. Aren't they? So cute, so adorable, so fluffy. But Dear Joseph, Peter, and some other biblical disciple; do not put your poor cute dog in your bike basket. Think about it you mean s.o.b. (no offense to people who do this..) do you like riding in the back of a truck? When every bump, turn, or pebble will make you feel like your lunch will soon appear again. Yeah, you don't like that now do you? Nevermind the dog, think about the riders around you. These riders have to ride past your sluggish speed while being mesmerized by your St_p_dity. I didn't want to write the whole word. But don't get me wrong, if that's your thing then power to ya. But for the love of God, think about your dog.