Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Rain Rain Please Go Away..

Dear Lord,

Please make this rain go away. What has angered you? Please do not repeat 40 days and 40 nights of rain, because if you do it's no use. Our technology is far superior than your antics. So please make this rain go away..I went biking the other day and i really did enjoy it, but I can't take getting my entire body soaked in dirty, oily, smelly water.  It was fun the first time but I would much rather bath my pale cardboard skin the the fabulous sun. Don't get me wrong Lord, you know I am a biker through and through; I just want to ride with the wind pushing my back and the sun casting my shadow.

I hope you have reconsidered.

Yours truly,

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